RE: [Fwd: virus: Not Homophobic (well, maybe a little)]

Joe E. Dees (
Thu, 10 Jun 1999 22:06:52 -0500

From:           	Carl Wagener <>
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Subject:        	RE: [Fwd: virus: Not Homophobic (well, maybe a little)]
Date sent:      	Thu, 10 Jun 1999 21:02:54 -0500
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One correction, Hermit; I did NOT call the Brettster a fuckWIT (although it's apodictically certain that the term eminently applies); I called him a fuckWAD, which is equally applicable, but not identical.
> Only a rabid crablouse like the Brettster, could be the kind of fuckwit
> that imagines that he can call other people names that he fondly
> believes to be insulting, without receiving his insults returned;
> perhaps with a little interest. Of course, the sniveling Brettster
> enjoys attempting to dish it out, but he obviously cannot handle it when
> somebody replies to him in the same vein. Seeing that he elected to
> launch an all out assault before discovering that our competence at the
> art of the insult is perhaps a little more advanced than his, he now
> runs for cover. As you implied, his position is that of the proverbial
> 97 lb weakling crawling into the ring, hitting the world heavyweight
> champion in the balls instead of shaking hands, and then demanding that
> the referee protect him...
> Sodom, yours was a nice reply, and totally accurate - except that you
> seemed to grant the possibility that the Brettster might occasionally be
> making sense to somebody. I assure you, that the only way that would be
> possible would be if he was speaking a language that is not English and
> has no dictionary, syntax or capitalization rules. For somebody who is
> claiming to have "many years of advanced education", he obviously finds
> it exceedingly difficult to communicate.
> Do you imagine that he has persuaded himself that there is some recourse
> available to him? That "some thing" exists to defend people who join
> discussion groups, insult the group and its aims, suggest that people on
> the group are "Butt-buddies" and are amazed when they receive
> appropriate (even moderate) responses? His total lameness and ignorance
> of law is so stunningly magnificent that I'm sure he is convinced that
> he the World court to take up the cudgels on his behalf and declare Joe
> and myself as authors of "crimes against humanity" far more serious than
> those perpetuated by Mr. Milosovic. With all the references to outlawed
> "hate speech" I guess he has spent too much time living in Illinois and
> now believes himself to be living in Canada. Perhaps he has spent his
> life being protected by people who feel that his negative IQ makes him a
> disadvantaged minority, and perhaps this has lead him to imagine that
> perhaps Canada will begin bombing the USA until we stop "persecuting"
> him. The news for the Brettster is that while Canada has suggested that
> saying something about "the poor" could be "hate speech", not even they
> are daft enough to attempt to protect stupidity. Perhaps penicillin
> won't help after all. Seems that his syphillus is now tertiary.
> As to his claims of towering mental capability based on his school
> results, the evidence in CoV is that in a battle of wits he is
> practically an unarmed man... Perhaps he is at a school where his peers
> are also the descendents of a cultural group that practices sibling
> marriage. Or is it unselective line breeding? I seem to recall that he
> got into a discussion about fucking his mother or something like that a
> while ago. Maybe this explains both his demented sexual confusion,
> judgemental and homophobic attitude and level of mental incompetence -
> not to say verbal incontinence.
> If he ever manages to extract his head from his anus, somebody should
> tell him there are hundreds of sites on the Internet that will sell
> "advanced" degrees to anyone. Why, even Bill Clinton got one from
> Kelloggs. The Brettster needs to grasp that repeating your fourth grade
> for the 18th time doesn't actually qualify you for anything. Not even in
> Indiana... As he seems fond of trying to find the easy way out,
> attempting to avoide the consequences of his loathsome personality,
> pedodentaphilia and congenital stupidity, I'm sure he will be delighted
> to discover that he can buy a doctorate without even completing 5th
> grade.
> I am kind of hoping that seeing as he believes that there is an
> "Internet law" that he spends the rest of his miserable existence trying
> to find an Internet court to enforce it... The good news is that if he
> deals with the rest of the world the way he has behaved here, that his
> life is likely to be a short one. People who don't understand how to
> relate with others often end up killing themselves in nasty, bizarre
> kinds of ways or simply expire of terminal stupidity. If I make a
> suggestion to the Brettster, "think garbage disposal". From the way you
> portray yourself here, it would be both appropriate and far more
> newsworthy than anything else you have done in your miserable life.
> DasHermit < Who doesn't think that the Brettster will find a lawyer
> stupid enough to take on his case - no matter how stupid many lawyers
> might seem to be. Can you imagine the scene during the "free
> consultation" (likely all the Brettster can probably afford, stupidity
> doesn't pay) as the Brettster simply opens his mouth to exchange feet.
> "Yeah, I called them names and suggested they sodomised each other on a
> public mail list using my address and carrying my signature line. But
> right after that, they called me a "fuckwit", and I wanna sue them." Can
> you see him bursting into tears, stamping his feet and trying to slap
> the lawyer when said legal expert starts laughing at him... quite a
> precious image. Besides, Brettster hasn't realized that you need to have
> a character before you can have it defamed... and spineless, gutless,
> brainless dorks don't qualify. Not even Walmart would sell him one. >
> P.S. More gratuitous advice for Brettster. The word for your condition
> is craniorectalinversion and means just what it says. You elected to
> request mail from the CoV when you said subscribe, nobody forced you to
> join; you also said that you wanted a response when you first chose to
> post personal insults to the list. You surely won't be missed and if you
> leave, the list can then revert to its more usual level of politeness,
> at least cloaking dislike in polite phrasing. Just send an email to
> containing just the words "unsubscribe virus"
> (leave out the quotation marks). I strongly doubt that anyone will
> continue to send you mail or even to miss you in the slightest. Until
> you do that, you have chosen to continue to receive the communications
> of the CoV and have no legal leg to stand on. Tuck your head back up
> your rectum and roll on out. Don't get stuck under any shoes and don't
> let the door catch you on the way out.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: []On Behalf
> Of Sodom
> Sent: Thursday, June 10, 1999 7:31
> To:
> Subject: [Fwd: virus: Not Homophobic (well, maybe a little)]
> Here is a message Brett sent to me, instead of responding on the list,
> regarding his threats to us and my question as to what he could do. It
> contains my reply.