virus: flying rubber cheese?

Wade T.Smith (
Tue, 4 May 1999 02:05:08 -0400

>People do really, really weird things to get their rocks off.
>(Squid-coitus, anyone?) I think the surprising things I have discovered on
>the Internet are only the tip of the iceberg. As soon as I finish my page
>of misc. web links, I'll let you know. I don't know, they are quite scary.
>I wouldn't want you to go into cardiac arrest.

My ticker is intacta.

I was reading de Sade's '120 Days of Sodom' in high school. That is still a benchmark of kink. But no reality. It did not resonate with any life experience. Not that I'm 'golden-aging' anything, but I did not even hear the word 'fuck' until I was in 9th grade, and, no, I did not engage in anything even remotely termed 'sexual play' with either the same sex or, mirabile dictu, a female, in elementary school, or at anytime else in childhood. Call it repressive, yes it was, to a degree. I would have preferred knowing _something_ for that first time.... Ah, if only I knew then what I know now.... But, I am from a generation that did not have sex education in the schools. None. Nada. Did I know a hole from a hose? Nope.

I am not agin sexual experimentation. (After all, it was the only way I could learn in them thar days....) You might blush at where I am on the iceberg. You might not.

But it ain't cold.