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Hey Hector,
This was forwarded to me by Cassandra-it looks legit.
Please distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99
siblings.
Thanks,
Laocoon
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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT DOWNLOAD
IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your ENTIRE CITY!
The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about
two stories tall. It tends to show up outside the city
gates and appears to be abandoned. DO NOT let it
through the gates! It contains hardware that is
incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of heavily armed
Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your town, and kill your
women and children. If you have already received such a gift, DO NOT OPEN
IT! Take it back out of the city unopened and set fire to it by the beach.
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
Poseidon
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FROM: hector@studmuffin.com TO: laocoon@doomgloom.edu RE: Greeks bearing gifts
Laocoon,
I hate to break to you, but this is one of the oldest
hoaxes there is. I've seen variants on this warning
come through on other listservs, one involving some kind of fruit that was
supposed to kill the people who ate it and one having to do with something
called the "Midas Touch."
Here are a few tipoffs that this is a hoax:
1) This "Forward this message to everyone you know"
crap. If it were really meant as a warning about the
Greek army, why tell anyone to post it to the
Phoenicians, Sumerians, and Cretans?
2) Use of exclamation points and ALL UPPER CASE.
Always a giveaway.
3) It's signed "from Poseidon." Granted he's had his
problems with Odysseus but he's one of their guys, isn't he? Besides, the
lack of a real header with a detailed address makes me suspicious.
4) Technically speaking, there is no way for a horse to overwrite your
entire city. A horse is just an animal, after all.
Next time you get a message like this, just delete it. I appreciate your concern, but once you've been around the block a couple times you'll realize how annoying this kind of stuff is. Bye now,
Hector