Re: virus: Sweet Jesus Cokie Monster

Tim Rhodes (proftim@speakeasy.org)
Fri, 5 Feb 1999 15:41:54 -0800

And on a related subject...

> > > WHO WOULD YOU ELECT??
> > >
> > > It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.
> > > Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.
> > >
> > > Candidate A: associates with ward healers and consults with
> > > astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes
> > > and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> > >
> > > Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
> > > noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy
> > > every evening.
> > >
> > > Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
> > > doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any
> > > illicit affairs.
> > >
> > > Which of these candidates is your choice??
> > >
> > >
> > > scroll down
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> > > Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
> > >
> > > Candidate B is Winston Churchill
> > >
> > > Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
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