"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening
all at once.  Lately it doesn't seem to be working."
                --Anonymous

"Time is an illusion.  Lunchtime doubly so."
                -- Douglas Adams

"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."

If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear
him...  Is he still wrong?
   - Unknown

"It's getting late earlier"
-Y. Berra

From Mafia vs. Ninja:
  "You talk too much, let's fight."

One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned
at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed

"Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded."
Yogi Berra

Great men talk about ideas;
Mediocre men talk about things;
Small men talk about people.
                - Admiral Hyman Rickover


(What does that say about a society in which People magazine is a best seller?
                 - JK)

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other
invention in human history, with the possible exception of
handguns and tequila."
             - Mitch Radcliffe

A piece from Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:

 When the Deep Thought computer was about to compute the Answer to Life,
the Universe and Everything (later found to be "42"), representatives of
the National Union of Philosophers, Luminaries and other Thinking Persons"
demanded that it stop... or else there would be a national philosophers'
strike.

   Deep Thought responded: "And whom would that inconvenience?"

I cannot articulate enough to express my dislike to people who think
that understanding spoils your experience...
How would they know?

   - Marvin Minsky

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.  The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
                -- Woody Allen


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