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>Here's a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:
>
>1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
>
>2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
>
>3. Gun wounds again?
>
>4. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
>
>5. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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>6. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
>
>7. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
>
>8. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
>
>9. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
>
>10. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
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>11. You daring lousy guy.
>
>12. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
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>13. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
>
>14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
>
>15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
>
>16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
>
>17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
>
>18. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure
you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the
dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
>
>19. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits
and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination.

>
>20. Greetings, large person. Let us not forget to form a team up
>together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on
some ass of the giant lizard person.