virus: The Fine Cognac Principle

Tadeusz Niwinski (tad@teta.ai)
Sat, 22 Mar 1997 00:46:48 -0800

> The Buffalo Theory
>
> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much
> like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. The
> slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it
> possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo the
> weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive
> drinking and socializing, making the brain operate faster.
> The moral of the story, drink alcohol, it will make you smarter.

This finally explains the Fine Cognac Principle.

Regards, Tadeusz (Tad) Niwinski from planet TeTa
tad@teta.ai http://www.teta.ai (604) 985-4159