Re: virus: Quantum Memetics

Tadeusz Niwinski (tad@teta.ai)
Thu, 20 Mar 1997 21:09:25 -0800

Tony Hindle wrote:
>In message <199703190806.AAA03136@orb.direct.ca>, Tadeusz Niwinski
><tad@teta.ai> writes
>>>>Quantum Memetics
>>>>
>>>>Introduction.
>>>>
>>>>The smalest meme which is not divisible is called a monk.
>>>>
>>>>Chapter 1: Level-3 Quarks
>>>>
>>>>Two monks were arguing about divisibility of memes.
>>>>"Wait a second", said the first.
>>>>And the second was not a monk.
>>>
>>>Chapter 2: Quantum memetic fluctuations.
>>> It is possible for two memes, exactly opposing one another to
>>>spontaiously come into existence from nothing, one meme says the
>>>opposite of the other and when you put the two of them back together
>>>they mutually disintegrate, leaving nothing again.
>>
>>Chapter 3: Memutrino
>>When two mems disintegrate, leaving nothing again, the 'nothing' is called
>>memutrino. Memutrino is a Level-3 quark and monks in Seattle (as all other
>>Level-3 monks).
>
> Chapter 4: A theory of Quantum gravity.
>according to ripples in the background memetic radiation (observable
>using cov. telescope) all meme vehicles are attracted to the centre of
>the universe which is called seattle.
> However there also exists anti-mematter orbiting around and
>beyond the planet TeTa, it is theorised that if ever the anti-mematter
>from TeTa makes contact with mematter from seattle there will be another
>big bang.

Chapter 5: The Centre of Universe

The meme-space in Seattle is extremely flexed and sucks (mematter in).
Thick layers of C2H5OH and other substances are used as memetic advertising
(recently only fine cognac gets past OK in Seattle). Anti-truth,
anti-reality, and pro-mystery memes are being ejaculated into meme-space to
attract hosts with a weak sense of reality and mystical expectations. When
sucked in, these hosts will be utilized as memetic fuel in this gigantic
universe clean-up project.

The only safe place is planet TeTa. It is like a biblical Noah's Arc. In
fact a couple of each meme-species is being stored on planet TeTa. They
will all be released as soon as Seattle stops sucking.

A folk poem puts it succinctly:

To Seattle people go
While on TeTa people grow.

Regards, Tadeusz (Tad) Niwinski from planet TeTa
tad@teta.ai http://www.teta.ai (604) 985-4159