Re: virus: Xian love from a living God
Matt Waggoner (mael1@ucla.edu)
Fri, 06 Dec 1996 17:51:26 -0800
At 10:12 12/6/96 -0600, you wrote:
>On Mon, 27 Aug 1956, David Leeper wrote:
>
>> Doug Levy, Eagles Nest Campus Ministry:
>>
>> Since we're all having such fun trashing poor Mr. Levy's
>> posting, let me pile on (again):
>>
>> > 1/2 of all marriages end in divorce
>> > the odds change to 1 in 10 if you get married in a church
>>
>> This is because only 2 in 10 get married in church.
>Calculator starts to vent smoke.
>
>> > they go to 1 in 100 if you attend church regularly
>>
>> This is because only 2 in 100 attend church regularly.
>Calculator also spouts forth violet sparks.
>
>> > they go to 1 in 1000 if you follow Biblical principles in your marriage
>>
>> This is because only 2 in 1000 follow Biblical principles in their
>> marriage.
>Calculator now spouts forth crimson sparks, losing its lithium battery in
>the process.
Don't forget, 43% of all statistics are worthless.
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