> > > > I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
> > > > I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?
@hyper-cynicism
Well, my dear I have to tell you
its because you didn't pour alcohol in your schnoo.
If you had been drunken, besotted and wet
you wouldn't have left the party quite yet.
If you had been soaked to the merry ol' gills
your parents wouldn't be paying your funeral bills.
If you had gotten besotted and laid
we wouldn't be preparing you a dark, pleasant grave.
But you were dry and so nice
and thus, pay the price
for being so dull.
Food for the gulls.
Remember, good folks, that when at parties fraternal,
get well sloshed and laid, or enjoy rest quite eternal.
@hyper-cynicism off
My goodness, did I do /that/?