> Here's a good one: Did you know that if a
> woman who is having her period sits on any
> of your furniture, then you have to take it
> out and burn it?
Burn the funiture or the woman?
-- David Leeper dleeper@gte.net Homo Deus http://home1.gte.net/dleeper/index.htm 1 + 1 != 2 http://home1.gte.net/dleeper/CMath.html