I know this is a far, FAR cry from the likes of Ice Cube (and his posse), but I simply had to post this:
"Uncorrected Personality Traits"
by Robyn Hitchcock
[sung w/o any instruments, in the fashion of doing a barbershop quartet with yourself; the singing style is utterly British]
"Uncorrected personality traits that seem whimsical in a child
may prove to be ugly in a fully grown adult.
Lack of involvement with the father or over-involvement with the mother
can result in lack of ability to relate to sexual peeeers....
and in homosexual leanings, narcissism, transexuality
girls from the waist up
men from the waist down
attempts to be your own love object...
Reconcile your parents to you
by becoming both at once.
Even Marilyn Monroe was a <italic>man</italic> but this tends to get overlooked
by our mother-fixated, overweight, sexist media.
So... Uncorrected personality traits that seem whimsical in a child
may prove to be ugly in a fully grown adult.
If you give into them, every time they cry,
they will become little tyrants
but they won't remember why
and when they are thwarted
by people in later life
they will become psychotic,
and they won't make an ideal husband or wife..
The spoiled baby grows into
the escapist teenager who's
the adult alcoholic who's
the middle-aged suicide.
Oi!
So- Uncorrected personality traits that seem whimsical in a child
may prove to be ugly in a fully grown adult."