virus: Comic relief

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11 Feb 99 08:56:27 -0800

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Taken from Laff A Day---

God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass, lack intelligence and you will live for 50years."

The mule answered: "To live like that for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."

And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is too much. Please, no more than 10 years." And God made it so.

God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years." And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

And the man responded, "Lord, to be man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog did not want, and the ten years the monkey rejected." And it was so.

So God made man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 30 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like a clown to amuse his grandchildren.


"My mother was a spore"
--quote taken from "The Lives of Rich & Famous Gametophytes"

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God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, 
working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads 
on your back. You will eat grass, lack intelligence and you 
will live for 50years." 

The mule answered: "To live like that for 50 years is too 
much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so. 

Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold 
vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be 
his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and 
live for 25 years." 

And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is 
too much. Please, no more than 10 years." And God made it 

God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. 
You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. 
You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years." 

And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the 
clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no 
more than 10 years." And it was so. 

Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the 
only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your 
intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the 
world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years." 

And the man responded, "Lord, to be man for only 20 years 
is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule 
refused, the 15 years the dog did not want, and the ten 
years the monkey rejected." And it was so. 

So God made man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and 
live 30 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads 
on his back. Then he is to have children and live 15 years 
as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after 
they empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 
years as a monkey, acting like a clown to amuse his 

"My mother was a spore"
--quote taken from "The Lives of Rich & Famous Gametophytes"

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