Re: virus: FW: True! It was on the Net!

maggs (
Mon, 18 Jan 1999 11:55:46 -0600 (CST)

Just because you say " no offense, your honor" doesn't mean that's what you meant; however,

                         Sex is pleasurable. There is proof. People who
have sex don't have sex because it hurts. :. It is meant to be pleasurable.
                   If there is a place for you to meet, that place is
where you frequently want to meet and you don't want to abuse that place nor lose your place.
                       Confucius says:" Those whose measures are dictated
by mere expediency will arouse continual discontent."


"A Husband is a Convenient Part of the Furniture of the House" Mary Wollstonecraft

"I am more than what you define and delienate me to be" Elizabeth Wurtzel

On Mon, 18 Jan 1999, the great tinkerer wrote:

> >Strange.My fortune cookies always seem to say "This insert has a
> >protective
> >coating"
> well... you know how youre supposed to put "in bed" at the end of
> every fortune cookie to discover their true meaning... "this insert has
> a protective coating in bed" ... "you love chinese food in bed" ... "if
> you wait pleasures will find you... in bed" "you will make a great
> discovery in bed" ... maybe there are some that dont need "in bed" put
> after em:
> "confuscious say: is good meet woman in park, but is better park meet in
> woman" (if i offended anyone i didnt intend to, but the joke might have
> intended to...)
> peace
> ~the great tinkerer
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